Frankie the Squirrel

Sal Mazzotta

Frankie the Squirrel / James Patullo

David Proval

Lucky Smith (segment "Frankie the Squirrel")

Anne McDaniels

Misty (segment "Frankie the Squirrel")

Abe Vigoda

Uncle Morty (segment "Frankie the Squirrel")

Johnny Williams

Tanner (segment "Frankie the Squirrel") (as Johnny 'Roastbeef' Williams)

Robert Costanzo